Fucking Up Our Lives, Guys
Fucking Up Our Lives, Guys
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Let's be honest here, click here dudes. We're absolutely screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We drink too much. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're clueless.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and stopped making excuses?
“Two. Designed for Your Pleasure"
You guys are about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of shit that gets your blood pumping. No time for wimps here, only those who need it all. We're talking about getting lost and feeling every bit of the experience.
- Dump that shitty stuff you’ve been doing.
- That where the real excitement is.
- Feel what you deserve: a wild, unforgettable trip.
We're not asking. We’re just saying you the deal.
Guys: Please Nail You know Immediately ASAP
Look, I'm not Messing around. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Satisfaction. Don't Waste around with BS, just Make love to me already. I'm Wet and waiting for you to Get down and dirty.
Don't be a chicken, I know you want to.
Help! This Bunch of Assholes {Want to Fuck Me|Have It Out With Me Sexually
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Get the Message. I've been trying to Make it Clear, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Won't Leave Me Alone . It's getting {ReallyOut of Hand.
- I Really Need To Call the Police.
- Seriously| This is getting Out of Hand.
I'm Telling You, I just want to Be Left Alone in Safety! Is that too much to ask?
Bro's crank Straight up Insane
Tonight, we're gonna blow the roof off. I'm talking about a party for the ages. We gotta get wasted and live it up. I've got {a playlist on fire|some banging tunes that will make you lose your mind.
We're taking over the place all night long. So, are you ready to party like there's no tomorrow?
Let's make this a story we tell for years.
Fuck It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- A few drinks will clear things up.
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.